You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.

Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture. Same furniture is also your stealth cover.


  • Randomly generated stealth levels

  • Fearsome machine-gun-equipped patrolling guards to avoid and trick

  • Spotlights, lasers, bombs, and other traps to sidestep

  • Tons of crafty gadgets to master

  • Short/medium/long game modes for play sessions of any size

  • Mysterious and fully-voiced storyline to gradually explain the game's strange setting

  • Secrets to find, hidden content to unlock

  • Controller support

  • The year's most exciting furniture-eating stealth game!